This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
The Middle Finger Crew Hoodie is not polite — and it’s not meant to be. It represents the unfiltered side of crew life at sea. Long contracts, constant pressure, lack of sleep, and situations where professionalism is required even when patience is gone.
This hoodie is about managed defiance. Not against safety, not against working with the team — but against bullshit, against disrespect, and against conditions that push the crew beyond reasonable limits. Every seafarer knows moments where, 'no need for words', but the message is very clear.
Worn by those still doing it right, following procedures, sticking by their team- but not pretending all is well. It's dark humor; stress relief and identity in one sentence.
Made in a neat, simple way. No extra touches. No talking about what it means. Just the feeling that comes from knowing- meant to be worn when not working, on days at the dock, time away from the ship and for those who get what crew life is really like past just ads and catchphrases.
By crew. To crew.
Size Chart
| US |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH(inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
| EU |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.8 |
68.6 |
| M |
53.3 |
71.1 |
| L |
58.4 |
73.7 |
| XL |
63.5 |
76.2 |
| 2XL |
67.3 |
78.7 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
81.3 |
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please get in touch with our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country, or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
